Well, as you will understaand by taking a look at the following pics, I'm a fanatic X/A shipper!!!

Ares:"Ding dong, the bitch is dead"
"So you're saying there's a chance..."
"Pain is just nature's way of saying: hey you're alive!"
"When you sacrificed yourself for others you were hers but when you kicked ass you were mine"
"Oh, for the love of...me!"
"You shot me, I'm the God of War! Nobody shoots the God of War!!!"
"Thank God I'm a country boy"
"Danger excites you, and as you know I'm somewhat dangerous..."
"You changed, why not me? I never lied to you Xena. Oh, deceived and manipulated yeah, but a god never has to lie"
"I think you might be surprised about the change you can inspire to a man, or a god"

Xena:"Listen not just to the sounds, to what's behind the sounds"
"I messed with your scroll, so you traded my whip for a frying pan?".
"My name is Xena, I'm a problem solver"
"Any fool can risk his life. It takes a hero to risk his heart"
"Even in death Gabrielle, I will never leave you"
"You know, if the gods didn't want us to eat fish, then how come they made it taste so good?"
"I've got it. I know what to do. The North Star is on the verge of extinction. The fate of the whole world lies in our hands. We've got no choice. We're going fishing!"
"Don't say sorry, just inprove"
"We all eventually become what we pretend to be"
"Gabrielle, tell him, do the bard thing"
"Son of a Bacchae"

Gabrielle:"I want to thank you for saving my life...again. You keep doing that"
"The true secret to life is to find peace within yourself and share it with the world"
"I am the ultimate fantasy"
"You get this clear, Xena. No matter what she is, she';s my daughter. Don't come between us!"
"Hey, you fight, I talk, we each have our gifts"
"There's no such thing as a good day's fishing...a day without fish is good"
"I'm losing sight of your plan, Xena. Are you trying to flirt him to death?"
"For many years I walked in Xena's shadow, I wanted to be her. She taught me something. It warmer standing in the sun"
"Hah, it's not like your breasts aren't dangerous enough"
"If you're looking for perfection, we all fall short"
"I think you have to know the darkest part of yourself to be whole"
"There's more to being a warrior than skill. That's fighting for what you believe in for people that you love"

Joxer:"Rise and shine everyone, rise and shine"
"Do birds fly? Do bees buzz? Do I take a bath once a month whether I need it or not? You bet"
"I'm not drunk, I just trip over things like that"
"You know, I'm a graduate from the Royal Athens Academy of Cooking. I cooked for the king...before he died"
"Why is everyone telling me to think? I think, I just don't show it"
"Saving the best for the last! Got a sweet tooth? Don't like baklava? Here's 3 more layers of pure delight! Bite into this delicacy, and it may bite back!... And that's a good thing!"

Callisto:"Love is a trick that nature plays to us to get to reproduce. I want no part of it"
"You don't just kill me and get away"
"You created a monster with integrity, Xena. Scary isn't it?"
"How've you been? Any new husbands since the last one I killed?"
"I will never stop hating you Xena, do you hear me? Never! You killed my family, my soul, my reason to live and love, and I will spend the rest of eternity seeking revenge!"
"I just keep coming back. In that way, I'm more dependable than your chakram"
"Here comes trouble"
"It hurts, doesn't it? Losing your family... rips out your heart and your guts and your feelings until all that's left is the pain. Right? Welcome to the club"
"Such a beautiful day for a bloodbath"

Aphrodite:"Look at me! I'm not built to be mortal!"
"Lies will make the world go round , till truer words are written down"
"Need it...Got it...Hate it...Can always hock it...Grody! Why do these mortal types always give me fish? I hate fish"
"Lay off of me, turkey!"
"Could you be anymore clumsy? This is like a brand new antique!"
"I am sooooo good...but when I'm bad I'm better"
"Why won't it stay up? Basic hair care was not such a drag as a goddess"
"Love isn't just about happy endings. There's also jealous love, and unrequited love, and tragic love. And when you strip away all the tinsel it's just about hormones, isn't it?"

Autolycus:"Extremism in the name of piety is so vice"
"Really the trick to killing someone with an apricot is in the wrist"
"I'm not a dumb as he looks"
"A good thief, like a good lover, takes his time...has patience"
"Choose the one drink you wouldn't give your worst enemy, and give me a double"
"I'm a thief, not a human fly!"
"I've never been dead before, this should be interesting"
"Distract me? A beautiful woman lying naked in a bathtub? (Laughs) Where was I?
"Another day, another defilement"

Ceasar:"Divide and conquer, my friend. You divide a woman's emotions from her feelings and you have her"
"That's what I admire about you Xena, even when you've lost you just can't allow someone else the satisfaction of knowing it"
"Each event in our life is part of a great plan. There are no accidents, only destiny"
"A brave man only dies once. Aman like you dies a thousand times"

Alti:"Xena's little bitch... welcome to the doghouse"
"A lifetime of pain in one exquisted moment"
"Well, at least we'll be together again. I've so missed these intimate little moments"
"Do you know what a fate worse than death means? Dying before you get a chance to know who you really are"
"I always wanted to be inside of you, Xena"
"We have so much to catch up on. Last time I saw you, you were killing me"